RT @TheBatman: Reduce. Reuse. Recycle. REVENGE.
"I didn't eat your cheese!" "I don't care."
When I looked, he was long gone. It was EXACTLY like that scene in the fugitive.
When he realized that I was going to trap him, he backed up, then took a running leap off the counter. I heard him hit the trash can lid.
He stood at the edge of the counter, sniffing his mouse nose off into empty space as I crept toward him with a sandwich container.
Just now, I went into the kitchen and surprised a mouse on my counter. I was between he and the stove, so there was nowhere for him to go.
They come out of the burners. It makes me afraid to use the oven, because I don't want hundreds of flaming mice to come streaming out.
So, this is maybe gross for some people to hear, but a mouse, or mice, regularly use my stove as ingress and egress to their mouse home.
RT @IamAGoodDog: I WILL ONLY WAKE YOU IF I NEED TO POOP BUT DONT WORRY I DONT HAVE TO POOP. I NEED TO POOP NOW. WAKE UP.
Why why did I stay up late I am tired
RT @DoktorZoom: 20 or so teens arrested for assault, 3000 mostly racist comments on the story, some calls for genocide « CBS Chicago cbsloc.al/YMF5Aw
Never realized so many Christians looked to Google for validation.
I keep thinking of the Klopeks' house in The 'Burbs. I wish Bruce Dern were here.
Also, the power on the other side of the street seems to be out. Police drove by and pointed the spotlight around, but didn't stop.
Bright flashes lighting up my room, and muffled booming noises. I'd say lightning, but it's not storming outside, and the sound is too quiet